A Day in the Life of a Very Screwed Up person

Ok so I'm new. But lets skip the introductions, they'll come in later im sure.
Terminology Midterm ... Are you *beep* kidding me? This class is so difficult and i feel so Stupid.
No not stupid, Retarded.

But there has to be a thought that keeps me going through my day :D and that is .. The Chess Scenario :P

Setting: Coffee House with chess table
Me - Playing the role of the lead protagonist :P
Spanish C Girl - Playing the She-ro

Me: Um.. Excuse me, would you like to play chess?
SPG: What?
Me: Well, I'm really bad at chess to be honest, but i'm really bored too, what do you say?
SPG: Umm.. Ok i guess :D
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*And then i'm sure the plot will thicken and i see a poisonned Chicken sandwitch and a waiter with a Knife... And a Cape perhaps

Anyway i guess that all for today, guess my impression was...